Caption Contest: I don't always drink and route. But when I do

[stevenallison (Steven R Allison)]

The sad part is, I wasn’t drinking. I wasn’t paying attention to detail either. Go ahead, caption this. I can’t wait to see them.

[LiamN (Liam Newcombe)]

Off to a poor start?

I never liked Nebraska much anyway?

This is where I draw the line?

[RoughDraft40 (Brian Douangratdy)]

Ohio is straight and a sharp left; if you see a bunch of volunteers, you’ve gone too far.

[CrookedWoodTex (Tex (Don't Mess With My Texas!))]

You were playing the video game Digger and got the two mixed up?

[GJM (Gary Morgen)]

But you said, “Stars and Stripes”!

[GJM (Gary Morgen)]

That line is certainly out standing in its field

[neilferreri (Neil Ferreri Ω)]

“That’s gonna leave a mark.”

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[Ed.E (Ed)]

I said it before, guess I’ll say it again…that’ll buff out!

[RichCournoyer (Richard Cournoyer)]

Well it looked great on the computer…

[JayGee (Jesse Glessner)]

I’ll be nice and title it, “Journey to the Stars”.

[Willcee (Bill Cogswell)]

Well, are you going to repair it? I don’t think it would be too difficult.

[stevenallison (Steven R Allison)]

Nah, it would take more to repair it and make it look right than just cut another one. It may be hard to see in the picture, but I’m using ambrosia maple and the ambrosia marks would be impossible to replicate. Once I clear it, the ambrosia marking pop out.